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spaceballs-the-url:

Mom: here’s a flashlight just in case!

me: …really?

does it even work?…

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rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

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sad-face: thegoodsonisbad: petitpanda: adriofthedead: thedruff: chandlerhandle: surfdog2000: adapadapa: adriofthedead: surfdog2000: goatpox: All bready to go… hey, quit loafing around Public transportation sure is crumb-y. I love this sort of slice-of-life candid photography. it’s better than walking, at yeast still a pretty long rye-d home I’ve had it with these half-baked jokes I’ll always rise to a good pun exchange Funny though, because with puns it seems like you got naan please doughn’t go this route with these horrible jokes These jokes are funny! there’s no knead to be a boule-y!
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Dad: *farts*
Me: oh my god dad did you fart?
Dad: yeah.
Me: *moves to another chair*
Dad: That's the sweet smell of summer fragrance coming out of my ass.
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poobags: If I went around sayin’ I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!
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theloinlesslioness: wow this is the only make-up based off of a superhero I’ve ever liked jesus this is so pro looking