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can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character
you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this
and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair. he’s obviously going to be a protagonist. what’s going to happen to him 15 years from now?”
“I don’t want to be a tragic backstory”
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It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.
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why would you even want to hack my facebook i haven’t made a status in like 2months and there’s nothing really on there……….
the fucking japanese trying to infiltrate england via my facebook account
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i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit
What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal?
fuck
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A bullet going through PlayDoh.Blue doesn’t even know what’s coming
I guess you could say Blue doesn’t have a clue
JESUS
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“Women don’t belong in video games.”
TALK SHIT GET FIT
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SHIT SHIT SHIT
all those years of smashing pots are coming back to bite link in the ass
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I’m watching Kitchen Nightmares and Gordon Ramsay is literally saying to the restaurant’s owner that the only thing wrong with the place was him.
This is the face of the main chef.
He only needs popcorn.
